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socialjusticebloger:

I found a mechanic uniform

you can check my oil anyday.
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barbellsandboys:

kylehilde:

Here, have a slow motion gif of my back on your dash idk.

Well fuck me

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

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A word about bronies.

kick-neckbeard-ass:

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saintcheshire:

So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

We met a little girl who was there with her family. She…

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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basedgosh:

note to self: “love yourself” does not mean spend $40 on chinese food when you’re broke

who am i kidding yes it does. never listen to me

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Anonymous asked: have you lost anything in your vagina?

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bikinipowerbottom:

"are you one of those dramatic gays?"

me: image

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floozys:

straight boys are weak and pathetic, queer girls walk into the ladies changing room and see ten women naked, do they stare? do they say something inappropriate? do they make them uncomfortable? no because they have the common fucking sense to recognise when a situation is sexual and that people deserve the most basic level of respect to not be harassed, yet here we are banning shorts and low cut tops in school because straight boys are weak and pathetic

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pasturemud:

I showed up in boots!!!

And ruined your black tie affair

The last one to know, the last one to show…..

I was the last one you thought you’d see there

And I saw the surprise…

and the fear in his eyes

When I took his glass of champagne.

And I toasted you said honey we may be through

BUT YOULL NEVER HEAR ME COMPLAIN!

CAUSE IVE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES WHERE THE WHISKEY DROWNS AND THE BEER CHASES MY BLUES AWAY.

And I’ll be okay. Im not big in social graces…..

Think I’ll slip on down to the oasis.